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Catholicism Day 2

April 30th, 2009

As I woke up this morning, I realized that I know nothing about Catholicism.  This could be a problem since I’m supposed to be a catholic.  Let’s start with what I do know: 1) Jesus is the son of god and the savior.  2) We are all sinners.  3) Abortion is bad.  4) Church is good.  5) There are a lot of saints.  6) You have to be baptized to confess.  7) You have to be baptized to go to heaven.  8) Communion wine tastes gross.  9) Homosexuals are wrong.  10) You MUST feel guilty.  11) There is a Pope and he is exempt from all of the rules.  12) You can be excommunicated from the Church and thusly from heaven.  13) There are angels in heaven.  14) Hell is ruled by a fallen angel.  15) Dogma is not just a movie by Kevin Smith, but also refers to an article of faith revealed by God, which the magisterium of the Church presents to be believed. 

That ends my knowledge of Catholicism.  So where does one go to learn?  Church?  Maybe.  I think I’ll start at the only logical place I can think of : by re-watching Dogma.

Tomorrow: More on my story and what I learned from Dogma.

To end this blog:

Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.


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My First Bid: Catholicism

April 29th, 2009

A few things before I begin- I changed the format of the blog.  For some reason, the other format made it difficult to leave comments in the correct place.  I was getting most of my comments in the “About” section.  This layout makes the comment area for each blog easier to find.  Also I have changed my name from “admin” to “The Editor.”  Why?  Because  I like it.  That’s it, no real reason.  It is still me.  I will be having guest writers from time to time, but I will be the only editor.  

I was asked by grrb to write about how my feelings toward my current situation.  I guess that’s fair.  I’ll start by telling the story from the very beginning, then get into the feeling part.  Most of you will be shocked to know,  but I found out that I was sick when I was 15.  I remember exactly when it happened.  It was a friday.  Laurie Dannenmuelller (sorry if I spelled your name wrong, I suck at life.)  gave me a ride home.  I was very excited as I was going to visit my cousin in Chicago for the weekend.  I didn’t tell my parents that I was sick because I didn’t want them to cancel my trip.  Big mistake.  I got to Chicago and all I could do was sleep.  My Aunt called my parents when I physically couldn’t get out of bed on Saturday.  They flew in that afternoon, we rented a car, and drove immediately to Children’s hospital in St. Louis.  At the hospital, after 5 days of cruel and unusual punishment, or “tests,”  the doctors had a diagnosis.  Systemic Lupus Erythematosus.  My reaction was relief.  Up to this point in my life, there was no illness that couldn’t be cured.  I thought they would just give me meds, I’d be cured, and I’d be on my merry way.  Then Sonal came to visit.  Sonal and I have been friends since I was 8 and she was 7.  She took two steps into the room and immediately began bawling.  I said, “Sonal, it looks worse than it is, they know what I have and they’re going to fix it.”  She, in between sobs, told me, “No its not going to be okay.”  I still didn’t believe it.  I thought she was just over reacting.  After Sonal left, the nurse came in and told me what meds I would be on, complete with a visual guide of the “changes” I would experience.  Prednisone.  A corticosteroid.  It was going to make me fat and irritable.  Then Cytoxan chemotherapy because the Lupus was attacking my kidneys.  As soon as my vanity was threatened, it sank in.  Oh. My. God.  I was going to have to go back to HIGH SCHOOL fat and ugly.  This truly was the end of the world.  I stared in the mirror for hours trying to memorize exactly what I looked like so that when I was fat and had no hair, I’d remember that I used look like this.  The last two years of high school passed and I wrapped up chemo after my first semester in college.  I was in a complete remission.  

 

To be continued…

So Irishmaggie.  Let’s begin my journey into Catholicism with this:

Our Father, who art in heaven,

Hallowed be thy Name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done,

On earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses,

As we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from evil.

Amen.

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No Bids

April 28th, 2009

So I guess no one wants to be the first to bid on my faith.  If no one bids, then I have nothing to write about, except myself, and that could get boring really quick.  Think of it this way:  I am a wounded puppy trying to cross the street to get home.  You are the good samaritan that is going to help me get across the street.  I’m not asking for money, lets just get that out of the way.  I’ll never turn it down, and I am open to bribes, but the point is tell me what your religion offers in salvation and why I should follow it.  Swedishskier, I am not afraid of commitment, but I understand how it can be scary to give in to something as completely as one has to for religion.  Face it folks, religion is based on blind faith.  One must go against all logic and reason to believe it, yet millions do without question. That, to me, is a miracle.  That being said, let me tell you about my day.  I got microdermabrasion today.  My face hurts.  I also had mongolian grill for lunch with Deanna and Cesare.  It was good.  See what I mean about boring?

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Welcome

April 27th, 2009

Welcome to Faith4Sale.com.  What is Faith4Sale, you ask?  Its a website dedicated to my soul.  You see, I am a 29 year old, terminally ill, atheist.  Recently, I was told “there is nothing more we can do for you.”  Hearing these words from, say, the guy behind the counter at 7-11, not a big deal.  Hearing them from a doctor,  that’s a very, very big deal.  Unfortunately for me, it was my doctor.  Gulp.  All of a sudden everything changed.  Take a minute and think about it.  Everything is somehow linked to the future.  Save money, for the future.  Buy a house, as an investment for the future.  Work hard, so you can retire and enjoy life, in the future.  What do you do when there is no future?  Simple things like planning a birthday, or a trip, have to be put on hold.  This is funny in itself, cause it implies that these things will be done, sometime in the future.  The one question that seems to be on  everyone’s mind is my relationship with God.  I don’t have one.  People elude to it in conversation- “Have you gone to Temple,”  ”I guess its time to start praying,”  or my personal favorite, “Its time to reconcile with God.”  No wonder I’m fucked,  I didn’t know we were fighting.  So how does an Atheist pick a religion?  I decided that the fairest way to pick one would be to put my faith, and my soul, up for sale.  I want to be convinced.  What can your religion do for me?  Why should I die a Catholic, Jew, Lutheran, Hindu, Buddhist, Muslim, etc.?  As soon as I get a bid, I will explore that religion until something else more appealing comes along. To bid on my soul, leave a comment and tell me what you are offering.  Let the bidding begin!

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